Name: Wake Up With Wigsy (Lockdown Prayer)
Duration: P00H04M15S
Description: "Wake Up With Wigsy" is a track that touches its toes, star jumps, repeatedly punches those Coronavirus blues, squat thrusts and then lashes out uncontrollably at self-serving online fitness superstars. And it's catchy.

Wake Up With Wigsy (Lockdown Prayer)

by The Robinson Crusoes

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"Wake Up With Wigsy" is a track that touches its toes, star jumps, repeatedly punches those Coronavirus blues, squat thrusts and then lashes out uncontrollably at self-serving online fitness superstars. And it's catchy.

lyrics

(Chorus)
Touch not your face, wash well your hands
No you can't go round your nan's
You've got to stay at home and play computer games all day.

Alright everybody. Welcome to another Wake Up With Wigsy. We're gonna shake off all those Coronavirus blues now. Now, these exercises you really can do anywhere - if you're in the smallest flat or a big mansion. So, come on. Stretch as high as you can. That's it. Tim you feel like you're gonna split in two. We've got so many people tuning i today from all over the world. This thing really has gone global so come on let me see you. We're gonna do some squat thrusts now and after that I want to see you curl up in a ball. Make yourself as small and as tiny as a tiny little virus. I've just heard that the Queen is actually listening, so let's sing our lockdown prayer. Alright.
(Repeat chorus)
Ok. I can't believe this. Got some news come through. It's official. This is the most successful lockdown workout on the internet I can't believe it, thank you guys so much. Alright.
Gonna do some star jumps now let me see you. I've just seen we've got millions of people listening in Zambia. That's really great news. Got a message to say the president himself is listening. He's working out with us today. This is really successful. Oh that's really great news. I've got married. And now I've ascended to heaven!
Ok so God. I want to see you work out. Nobody's too important, so come on, get off that throne and I want you to touch your toes and reach for the sky. And touch your toes. And reach for the sky.

Love well your kin Skype good your friends,
Though they drive you round the bend
We shall prevail or maybe not
Let's cherish what we've got.

Ok. Ok. Ok.

(Repeat chorus).

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released May 17, 2020
Composed and performed by Glen Richardson

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